Top 5 Things You Don’t Want to Do When You Have Work the Next Day: *

  1. Drink a few glasses of wine and then switch to beer because the local bar has run out of wine and since your friend works there, burning down the establishment wasn’t an option.
  2. Make a late night Target run and continue to buy things you’re not really sure you need but are too buzzed to think through clearly, while your friend asks you for your opinion on every single product she tries to purchase.
  3. Stay up on the phone with your significant other until the wee hours of the morning fighting about whether Hugh Heffner’s girlfriends really do enjoy sex with the geezer and whether there was enough money in the world that could convince me to do the horizontal polka with the Playboy mogul.
  4. Not have a full glass of water right next to your bed for when you wake up in the middle of the night after being slightly inebriated with your mouth feeling like an entire bowl of sawdust.
  5. Leave clothes and debris scattered everywhere so that when you finally wake up you nearly kill yourself while trying to get to the bathroom because your eyelids feel like they’ve been stapled to your cheeks.
    *Not autobiographical. All right. It is. So sue me.

Posted by my little sister, Sammie

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~ by Binibining Beth on February 10, 2006.

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