Notes to self

I get into situations sometimes where it is necessary for me to make notes to myself. Here’s a sampling:

  • Do not put ear drop medicine next to your eye drops.
  • Debits are on the left, credits are on the right.
  • Always make a backup file before you delete anything and if you’re not 100% sure, then don’t put the papers through the shredder.
  • Do not write down your passwords.
  • Men always have sex on their minds. ALWAYS.
  • Do not assume that the salt shaker is tightly sealed.
  • Make sure the appliance is unplugged first.
  • Always check to see that they gave you the Taco Supreme and not just any regular taco.
  • Do not open attachments to an email that says “Hi sexy!” while you’re at work.
  • Do not mess with the following people: crossing guards, 10-year olds, CPAs, crazy stalkers, tattoed people, soccer Moms, people with cats, people who smell like cats but don’t have any, mechanical engineers, and people from Newark, New Jersey.
  • And do not, for the love of God, chug beer!!

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~ by Binibining Beth on January 25, 2005.

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