One week
As the weekend comes to a close, I just have one wish. I’d like to have one uneventful week. One week without drama. One week without something or someone falling apart on me. One whole week of peace and quiet.
If it means not having one moment of happiness, one iota of joy, one glimmer of a smile, so be it. If that’s what it takes to make my wish come true, to balance out the cosmos, I’d happily make that trade.
I know what you’re thinking, “You’ll have plenty of time for peace and quiet when you’re dead, Beth.” Look, I’m not asking for the rest of my life. All I’m asking for is seven days. That’s it.
Is that too much to ask?

Stay home, lock the door and don’t answer the phone. No e-mail Leave the TV off. That should do it.
Pretty much what Trashman said. And you have to leave the tri-state area.
Okay Drama Queen… It’s never that bad and our lives are never that hectic.
You should take my Sunday and Tuesday yoga classes.