I had the time of my life, and I owe it all to you
I know most, if not all, of you are just dying to find out how my trip to Houston was. Well, folks, tough shit! You should’ve come with me!
Just kidding.
I’m still debating what I should/could share with you. I have to check with certain individuals and find out if I can write/talk about who said this and that, who licked what and where, and why we were being shot at. Plus, I have to “photoshop” pictures of He Who Shall Not Be UnMasked, and pray that they will allow me to show The Infamous Video to some of you. And while I did not sign the nondisclosure agreement, I am somewhat morally bound to keep my mouth shut and respect certain people’s fucking privacy issues.
I do, however, need to give a shout out to to my gracious host, Tinyhands. Let it never be said that he doesn’t know how to show a girl a good time. Thanks for the footlong hotdog! I couldn’t fit it all in my mouth, but damn, it was good! *wink wink*
Anyway, until such time that I figure out what and how to blog about my trip, y’all will have to be satisfied with the fact that I had a great time. Unlike my last trip to Houston, this time around, I was actually sad to leave.

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