10 things I hate about you
1. I hate that you call me cute. I’m 28 years old, I outgrew “cute” when I was 5.
2. I hate that you’re averaging 21 days to return a phone call.
3. I hate that you haven’t responded to my email or given me a call to let me know what you want to do about the weekend. What? You think I give my phone number to just any schmuck?
4. I hate that you’re so busy with your life that you haven’t been able to make time for me.
5. I hate that you haven’t asked me to go shopping with you or to catch another movie or just to hang out.
6. I hate that it’s been so long since your last blog post.
7. I hate that you live so far away.
8. I hate that I miss the sound of your voice.
9. I hate that you are in my thoughts so much I can’t concentrate at work.
10. I hate that I can’t hate you at all.

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